Wait, What Is This? A Waitlist?

Yeah, weird, right? This is my very first waitlist. I don’t even fully understand how it works—but apparently it’s the best way to keep you in the loop while I finish this strange, darkly funny little beast of a novel.

So, hello. Thank you. And welcome.

I am working hard on the book (promise), and I’ll try my absolute darnedest to send updates as things progress—whether that’s big news about the final release, or just behind-the-scenes nonsense that feels too weird not to share.

Also, I'm currently looking to connect with cool, brilliant, possibly well-connected humans who could help take this story to the next level. So if that’s you—or you know someone who knows someone who once dated someone like that—drop me a line: hello@ryangerber.com

OK. Let’s get to it shall we. Thank you everyone.